OWNER: Jessica Simpson LOCATION: Lime Orchard Road, Beverly Hills, CAPRICE: ,275,052 (sale price)SIZE: 5,500 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Simmer down now children, we are well aware that Jessica Simpson buying this house is news as old as Your Mama.But we were not is and how scores of rich and famous live there. None the less, we found it odd and striking that a young and rich newly married couple in their very early twenties would choose to live in a house and location more suitable to a pharmaceutical executive, his stay at home mommy-wife, and their three children.As a result, we were a little surprised back in late 2005, in the aftermath of the couple’s very public split, when both Nick and Jessica went on to purchase gorgeous and celebrity worthy homes.
Which brings us to the property’s present owner, Miss Jessica Simpson, who purchased the 5 bedroom, 6 bathroom house from Mister in December of 2005 for ,275,052.
Occupying an unusually shaped lot, the property includes a courtyard entrance with flagstone terracing, a 5,500 square foot house, and a long private back yard with a lap pool.
Your Mama would like to congratulate Miss Jessica Simpson for mustering the brain power to buy such a lovely and well located home.
Not only does it’s landscaping provide extreme privacy, but the house is located in a gated enclave which ensures that Miss Simpson will not step out her front door to find a rented car full of teenage tourists from Kansas screaming and snapping photos as she loads up her Range Rover with whatever it is she loads in her Range Rover.
Since Miss Jessica Simpson has not yet invited Your Mama over for a tuna sandwich, we have now way of knowing if she and her team of nice gay decorators have the lovely white walls and the dark floors. Your Mama already knows all you paint freaks out there are going to say that the house needs to have some color put on the walls, but we disagree.
This house sits in a shady spot and the white walls help to harness the filtered light and reflect it into the corners of the rooms.As the leading consumer advocacy website, our technology is being continually upgraded to handle the volume of searches from consumers, the media, the authorities and millions of others from around the world.While we are always in the process of upgrading, our search results may not return all reports. If you are an attorney helping victims, the media, or law-enforcement, please contact us to have us run a complete database search to help your case or story. dba Made incorrect claims about shipping product, sent different product from advertised, ignored my request to send me a prepaid shipping label so I could return product.After they lost a Citibank merchant dispute, they falsely reported me to a collections agency.East Amherst New York Seek Capital REVIEW: Seek Capital dedicated to total customer satisfaction.Seek Capital provides exceptional customer service to ensure each client is 100% Satisfied with their services.*UPDATE: Seek Capital pledges commitment to Ripoff Report Corporate Advocacy, Business Remediation & Customer Satisfaction Program.